War on Terror?
Fictitious sources swirling around the White House have concluded:
Trump has declared Clowns to be a terrorist organization!
Posted by Weary_Willie at April 1, 2017 10:49 AM
Unnamed sources say, "They keep blowing up balloons!".
phx8 is now checking Onion.com to see if it’s true. No, phx8. It’s not true. It’s fake news.
I dunno WW. A clown on an airplane with a big balloon - - - Could be filled with poison gas or - - -
I believe this activity should be investigated at the highest level and so on - - -
I’m sure some Democratic is thinking about it.
Your “sources” and those used by the MSM are not the same. This farce is entirely an exercise in false equivalency.
No, Warren Porter. It’s a joke. Get a life.
Much shorter and sooner to the point than a farce, Warren Porter. As usual, you read so much more into it than what’s there.
If this post is truly devoid of any political message, then I certainly made a mistake. Only you know the truth.
I was at work and the store manager was stocking the birthday balloon corral. She told me she instructed her cashier to do that, so I was wondering why she was doing it. I wanted to say something, but couldn’t think of anything. Then I thought of clowns and the hard time they’re having with the exposure they’re getting in the media, all bad of course. It made me think of Trumps EOs and all the attention they’re getting. I was sure when I said something about Trump and an EO and terrorist, a punchline of blowing up balloons would make an excellent joke.
They laughed when the SM and the cashier heard it. What did you do, Warren Porter?
I’m assuming you didn’t laugh. That’s probably the difference between someone who lives and breaths politics and those who work everyday. They listen to the news, but it doesn’t register as all that important. They know enough to know when it being made a joke of. It’s easy for them to understand that. Mostly because they don’t take it seriously to begin with.
I can always get someone to laugh at a politician.
It’s all a matter of context. I don’t come to Watchblog to engage in light banter. I have other places for that. If that means my personal here is stiffer than the real me, so be it.
So, what makes you feel the need to come piss in my Cheerios?
Grow up and quit whining. Watchblog is a site for serious political discussion, not Cherrios.
OK, curmudgeon. Another reason your party can’t win elections any more. People are sick and tired of Democratics getting up on the wrong side of the bed. Do us all a favor and stay in bed.
Q: Why did the Democratic get out of bed?
A: He couldn’t shit on anyone’s parade while in it.
That’s more like it. Don’t you feel better now?
Laughter is the best medicine. Remember that part of Reader’s Digest? It was a section of the book devoted to jokes.
So eh when GregB tells us America wants stupid people we find that Weary produces for us? Good job demonstrating, with this post, why America wants stupid people Weary.
Anyway Weary how many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
This is fun!
How many screeching women can Democratics elect to the White House?
How many screeching women can Republicans elect to the White House?
Counting Trump, 1.
Why do I get the feeling your jokes don’t bother me as much as my jokes bother you guys?
I know! I know!
Because the Democratic party is one big joke! YUGELY!
I was being sarcastic, but I appreciated the opportunity to stoke your ego. I think you should get back to work restocking those shelves. That seems like a more profitable endeavor for you than joke writing. In the mean time, I’ll rely on professionals for my laughs.
That was good. I got it about the third time he had his audience repeat it. Well played, Warren Porter.
Your problem is you have trouble identifying with your audience. Humor is people bonding over a common recognition of something absurd, ironic, or otherwise confounding in the world. Monty Python takes the usual panic over youth violence, and makes the offenders a whole bunch of delinquent grannies. Louis CK takes people to task for not realizing just how profoundly amazing modern life is, particularly the very idea of flying in a CHAIR IN THE SKY. Like a bird.
But you’re not trying to join perspectives with ours. Without real common ground, or the willingness to admit it exists, you can’t really make people laugh, or get them to do much of anything for you. It’s not good enough to make sense to yourself, you have to make sense to somebody else.
Thanks for the English version of a conversation on WatchBlog, Stephen Daugherty.
Maybe I don’t want to join perspectives with you. Typical of a Democratic, expecting everyone to see it your way.
Meanwhile, we have Donald Trump Jr. advocating that a Pulitzer Prize be bestowed upon the man responsible for popularizing Pizzagate.
A Texan was sitting next to a woman on a flight to New York. To pass the time, the Texan asked the woman; “Where are you from?”
The woman answered; “I am from a place that doesn’t end their sentences with a preposition.”
The Texas replied; “OK, Where are you from…BITCH!”
Don’t you dare laugh my Lefty Pals. I am being so anti-feminist and rude and crude and well….well….MEAN!
Now, that’s a good joke, albeit one I’ve heard before. Thank you for sharing an oldie, but a goodie.
Yes, Fred. It’s all a joke.
Laughter is good medicine. Remember?