THE MIGHTY EAGLE AWARDS.......WOW!

After writing for Watchblog for 4 weeks now,I was wondering why I was getting up in the morning feeling kinda punch-drunk.
Anyway,thank goodness that things roll off my battle-hardened feathers or I’d actually have hurt feelings!
Anyway,I have decided to award the first MIGHTY EAGLE AWARDS to those of you who have slammed me the best…
AND THE WINNERS ARE……..

In the spirit of compassionate conservatism,I want all of you to know how important it is to exchange ideas and debate the issues of the day.
Even though many of you slammed me like a door,I want to thank you all for posting and hopefully as the coming months unfold,we can better understand each other!
Keep posting away!

First Category: TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL


The nominees are:

I almost vomited when I read this.
Posted by: Aldous at May 9, 2006 09:41 AM

I give myself a short break from Watchblog, and what happens? A guy who once told me he eats “little kitties” like Sassy Liberal and myself “for lunch” is now considered a good pick to post articles for the Red Column. It Figures. [Sigh].........
Posted by: Adrienne at May 12, 2006 05:56 PM

Dear Sicilian Eagle,
Our prayers and condolences are with your wife as you have clearly lost your damn mind. Doesn’t hypocracy embarrass you in the least? Dost thou have no shame Eagle of Sicily? ”.
Posted by: Novenge at May 15, 2006 08:42 PM

Good grief, I don’t even know where to start. This article is a rant. It is based on nothing but misunderstanding and misinterpretation…
Sicilian Eagle…you’re so wrong there is no point in trying to correct you. This is just a rediculous tirade. You kow nothing about the educational issues in this country.... Nothing at all. There in lies the real problem
Posted by: RGF at May 14, 2006 05:18 PM

I am disgusted with the tone of the article above, sicilian eagle. You are not looking for a solution or even a productive search for a solution. You are doing just as so many in your party have done before you…you are looking for a fight. Do our great country a favor, SE. STOP VOTING.
Posted by: RGF at May 14, 2006 06:25 PM

To not put too fine a point on it, It is clear here that you don’t know the meaning of scholarly or humor. Invective, smutty rant, right up your alley.
Posted by: gergle at May 27, 2006 07:09 AM

SE,
Thanks for such a great laugh.
Posted by: ElliottBay at May 26, 2006 11:19 PM SE, typical lawyer tactic.

..... Until you can gather the courage and honor to apologies for your dishonest and dishonorable smears, you don’t deserve even the slightest amount of respect. Please do not claim to represent any of our troops. You don’t. Chicken Hawks never do.
Posted by: gergle at June 2, 2006 09:44 PM

SE - when you can show dedication and heroics beyond that of Murtha, then your comments will carry weight. Until then - you’re basically a chicken-hawk........
IMO - you REPs who will lynch-mob every war hero who disagrees with Bush - YOU HAVE NO HONOR. YOU ARE ANTI-AMERICAN.
Posted by: tony at May 28, 2006 12:57 PM

SE,

Just wanted to commend you for being a conservative with a brain. You should donate it to science after you pass this earth. It is indeed a rarity.
Posted by: David at May 19, 2006 02:30 AM

I always find it interesting that lawyers always tell us how they would defend someone. They lead us to believe they are follwoing their ethical code on how to get others off. Lawyers are one of the lowest forms of humanity I have ever met. Don’t give me that crap either about everyone hates a lawyer until they need one. Most of us wouldn’t be in a position of needing one if they hadn’t already brought so many ridiculous lawsuits to the courts.
Posted by: Mike at June 3, 2006 09:56 AM

Eagle:
I’m not your friend. I am your enemy..........
.......The chickenhawks are coming home to roost.
Posted by: Tim Crow at May 12, 2006 04:34 PM

My dear SicilianEgo (sorry, `couldn’t resist):....
Posted by: BBurke at June 2, 2006 10:40 PM


AND THE WINNER IS..........ADRIENNE...Who else!!!!!

Category Two: THE I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF AWARD:
Only 1 Nominee!

And the winner is........

Eagle:
As you magnificently soar on the thermals, your wings taut against the breeze, your feathers shimmering in the sunlight, eyes wide to the wonders of the world…as you look down from the grandiose heights in which you thrive, remember this, my friend:
The left sees not your majesty, nor how eloquently you speak the truth, nor how wisely you engage others with your opinions, for their world is too far beneath you. They see only the black and white spatter you leave on their windshield and thus conclude that is all there is to see. If only they could see the full picture of how you chase down prey, the magnificent violent machine that you are, and the symbol of victory. But alas, they cannot, for as they engage their wipers, smearing the last vestiges of your knowledge on the glass, they are left with nothing but the need for a good cleansing.
Posted by: freddieflintstone at May 17, 2006 11:02 AM


Category III The Aw,SHUCKS AWARD
Co-recipients this month!The winners are.......

THE Sicilian Eagle IS 150% CORRECT!
Posted by: COF at May 13, 2006 09:53 PM

Sicilian Eagle, your remarks about your article and the visitor response to it, reflect, in my opinion, the maturity and character of a WatchBlog writer I have come to respect highly. Your initiation into the fray was handled with the greatest of applomb. I tip my hat. Look forward to many more exchanges of views, history, and perspectives and debates in the future. WatchBlog is kept vital and extremely interesting by writers and debaters such as yourself.
Posted by: David R. Remer at May 10, 2006 12:35 AM

Gotta Love it!

Posted by Sicilian Eagle at June 4, 2006 12:06 PM
Comments
Comment #154264

SE

You know that liberals don’t hate or say nasty things. Posting actual examples of what they write will make them seem nasty or petty.

The thing about your examples is that they are all from well know posters. They will counter with examples from the provocateurs. You know - those guys who write extremist stuff along with the mandatory misspelling, probably written by lefties under false flag. It is very clear that we are nicer to them and theirs than they are to us and ours. No surprise, except to them.

Posted by: Jack at June 4, 2006 12:52 PM
Comment #154265

Jack
This was a whimsical piece..a kinda thank you to all that responded.
It’s nice to take a step back every once in a while and see how the other side writes,though.

I went through all my previous pieces this month and most of the posters above I respect,to be honest….I might not agree with them..but respect them nonetheless.

Anyway,it was fun.

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 4, 2006 1:00 PM
Comment #154273

I respect those you mention too and I actually enjoy and sometimes write specifically for them. But it is interesting that so many people feel free to call us all sorts of things and yet call us the haters. There was practically a whole thread on the other side debating whether I was evil or just stupid.

I do believe that there is a generally held opinion on the left end that people on the right must be one or the other, or that we are uneducated or misinformed. I suppose we sometimes cannot understand how they can hold some of the opinions they do and that is what makes it fun, but we tend to be a little more elegant or subtle in our put downs.

Posted by: Jack at June 4, 2006 1:50 PM
Comment #154280

“Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. “


Mark Twain

Posted by: Tim Crow at June 4, 2006 2:39 PM
Comment #154284

Congradulation Adrienne.
Better luck next time Aldous. I’ll be pulling for you.

Posted by: Ron Brown at June 4, 2006 3:02 PM
Comment #154285

Sic
Thank goodness you can fly up in the air, otherwise where else could we fit your ego?

Jack-liberal posters may at times mishpell,but it is usually do two the fact that they are aktually capable of pheeling.

Posted by: jblym at June 4, 2006 3:06 PM
Comment #154290

jblym

My complaint is not with the spelling. I am worse than many in this regard. BUT sometimes we get false posts supposedly written by conservatives full of mistakes and inconsistencies. I supect they are bogus. Soon after one appears, we get a lefty poster saying something “like there you go again.” It seems to me these posts are almost always by people we don’t see often. Maybe not what they say they are.

Posted by: Jack at June 4, 2006 3:37 PM
Comment #154291

Thank you, Ron.

Sic Eagle, I’m honored — deeply honored — to accept this award, although I must say, I assumed it would be something more than an eagle feather stuck into a old wad of used chewing gum…
Anyway, I’d like to thank my husband, just for being so loveable. My family, for letting me know that I am not a doormat, so no one should ever wipe their feet on me. And finally I’d like to thank all of the insufferably spoiled rich kids I grew up with, for teaching me that sarcasm is very good way to deflate an overstuffed ego.

[Throws kiss to crowd, adheres award to underside of podium, and with a flick of her train, sashay’s toward stage left before disappearing behind the curtain.]

Posted by: Adrienne at June 4, 2006 3:46 PM
Comment #154292


Jack: wat ws da deseason a da dubate!

Posted by: jlw at June 4, 2006 3:48 PM
Comment #154296

Adrienne
Classic…truly classic…

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 4, 2006 4:16 PM
Comment #154306

sicilianeagle, Jack and Adrienne

I’m one of those people who don’t often post (seldom have anything of note to contribute to the conversation), but follow both the red and blue blogs everyday.

Up until a few moments ago, my day was, to put it mildly, not going well.

Thanks for the lift!

Posted by: vietnam_vet at June 4, 2006 5:06 PM
Comment #154309

SE,

This tongue and cheek item is funny and illuminating. We have all, those of us who have been posting awhile, got good at pushing each other’s buttons. I’d like to see that stop.

The blurb about education for which I was nominated was my response after reading an article by you that struck me as sooooo completely wrong that I was actually stunned by it. I have many teachers among family and friends. In fact, no other profession is so represented among those people who are closely in my life. I considered it myself, but I have the mentality of a crusader knight or a Don Quixote and must do battle (of the kind done without physical harm to others) as a part of who I am.

You and Jack have both fished for the kind of spirited responses you tend to get, so it is hardly right to pretend to have the moral high ground when you get them, Jack.

The education blurb has reminded me of something: We all have very different backgrounds, experiences and perspectives. Blogging here in an inteligent way at least implies we have enough wits to analyze a few facts and put together effective communications. I would like to open this up to the forum it was intended to be and share these perspectives so as to understand each other better.

Education, for instance, is VITAL to sustaining our representative democracy. So we should, hopefully, be able to discuss it and find some deeper understandings from each other, should we not? Naturally, I believe my perspectives in this area have validity based on my experiences,but I recognize that a certain amount of that is ego and pride and so I am willing to listen as well as talk.

I will offer a few thoughts first:

Vouchers will not work in public schools, or otherewise, because everybody pays different property tax and there would be an equal protection clause problem. We need to throw that option out once and for all.

Mandating single language education is not a good idea either because we have never made English the official language of our nation and requiring education in English first creates potential problems of the same kind. If we could do it, it would raise literacy rates and ultimately be a benefit. Maybe one day.

The best solution I can see is to pay teachers better. It will create a desire in more of the well educated, who perhaps would seek larger paychecks in other areas, to teach. We have finished near the bottom of the first world in educational standards for far too long.

I like the idea of free state-school tuition for students who qualify. This could be problematic, however. But, I do not like saddling those starting off in a profession with immense debt. It creates problems and narrows their choices to those large firms who pay well enough to grant each new hire with the means of staying afloat. This is potentially especially problematic with respect to MBA’s, JD’s, CPA’s, etc. Those fields where we have seen horrifc ethical violations induced by money.

Posted by: RGF at June 4, 2006 5:31 PM
Comment #154321

Jack,

sometimes we get false posts supposedly written by conservatives full of mistakes and inconsistencies.
So you think eric simonson is really a liberal?

;-)

Posted by: ElliottBay at June 4, 2006 6:19 PM
Comment #154323

RGF

Good post.Bravo.I have my own thoughts on education as well….but not today….this piece is to kinda celebrate everyone…after all..we have freedoms never imagined in the history of mankind.

Thank the president.

hehehe.


That’ll getcha!

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 4, 2006 6:28 PM
Comment #154327

SE,

I humbly accept this award for lawyer haters everywhere. If I knew you were going to pass out these awards I would have turned it up a notch. I hope you didin’t take my rant personally I was just amped up yesterday because of talking with some soldiers and I had my fill of the whole media coverage of the story. You wouldn’t know it, but I do like your blog and read it regularly. Although I just started recently responding to blogs I find your’s usually informative and knowledgeable. Anyway, that is enough of being nice to a lawyer. Thanks again for the award and keep on writing.

Mike

Posted by: Mike at June 4, 2006 7:12 PM
Comment #154344

Jack
wat yu meen we not hoo we saay we r?

Posted by: fonyconceritve at June 4, 2006 8:50 PM
Comment #154359

Mike
Thanks for the kind words,and I am glad you enjoy the posts.
We can disagree but really,I do respect every poster that regularily responds…and the feeling is mutual…I’ve learned a lot…like how to be nice to Adrienne!

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 4, 2006 10:13 PM
Comment #154361

A most enjoyable read, Sic Eagle and Commentors. Even if my name weren’t mentioned. My Mama taught me : If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. As you can see by SE’s citation, I had a relapse into childhood on that day. Some kind of defense mechanism, no doubt. :-)

Posted by: David R. Remer at June 4, 2006 10:20 PM
Comment #154427

Mr. Eagle:

Thank you thank you thank you for nominating my post extolling your wondrous virtues. I readily admit that you could, in fact, have said it better, but I thank you for your acclaim.

After re-reading my posting, and noticing once again that the subject was in part about excrement, I can only add: Yabba dabba doo-doo!

Posted by: freddieflintstone at June 5, 2006 8:36 AM
Comment #154435

Jack-
Perhaps the reason that you see so many inconsistent posts from conservatives,is simply because they are at least partially fighting the dark forces.
I believe that no child is born bad,and no conservative(republican or otherwise) is totally without some goodness.
What you are seeing is the fact that the emotional,sensitive,thinking part of their brains,is attempting to control the greedy,selfish,war-mongering section.
Lobotomy anyone?

Posted by: jblym at June 5, 2006 10:01 AM
Comment #154467

“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good character, and my enemies for their intellect. A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.”

Oscar Wilde

Posted by: Tim Crow at June 5, 2006 1:17 PM
Comment #154472

I don’t get it. What’s the point of this post? I mean, I take it it’s just for fun, but what a waste. Don’t forget that this site is for readers too…

Posted by: redwhiteblue at June 5, 2006 1:30 PM
Comment #154476

Wow! So I can start posting my hate mail and give away awards on watchblog now? Woohoo!! Ego x 10!!

Posted by: chantico at June 5, 2006 1:41 PM
Comment #154477

redwhiteblue:

There are 21 posts before yours that are on topic and that have enjoyed the thread. The point, as I see it, is to inject humor into our lives, which is important. All work and no play….yknow. So sit back, relax, think things through, and join in the merriment.

Posted by: joebagodonuts at June 5, 2006 1:42 PM
Comment #154487

Now that I know there’s a prize for belittling you, I guess I’ll have to try harder to win it next time round Eagle!

;-)

Max

Posted by: Max at June 5, 2006 2:15 PM
Comment #154490

Sic Eagle:
“I’ve learned a lot…like how to be nice to Adrienne!”

Hmm. I suspect this is why I won the “Mighty Award”, actually.
IMO, since RGF and gergle each had two showings in the “Tell Me How You Really Feel” category, one one them truly deserved the “honor” of getting their hand all sticky with that chunk of stale Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: Adrienne at June 5, 2006 2:30 PM
Comment #154506

S E

good post I have enjoyed reading it. Even though we are on the same side of the aisle I think I may attempt to give you a hard time. Maybe I will stand a chance next time :)

by the way all I am also enjoyed reading the comments. Thanks for keeping it funny

Posted by: Randall Jeremiah at June 5, 2006 3:22 PM
Comment #154558

All
This post was the lull before the storm I think and an opportunity for everyone to smile a little.

Adrienne
Actually you came up with the feather in the gum thing.
I was thinking of a feather that could be worn at part of the Official Lefty CHeerleading Pom Pom Uniform That I will award next month.

As this month’s winner,you are automaticially entered in the competition…no..wait a minute…you will be automaticially grandmothered in ALL the competitions!

hehe

:)

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 5, 2006 5:35 PM
Comment #154567

Sic Eagle:
“Actually you came up with the feather in the gum thing.”

:^) It’s too bad that everyone now will think of your “Mighty Award” that way — but I’m afraid that was the risk you took in bestowing the first one on me.

“I was thinking of a feather that could be worn at part of the Official Lefty CHeerleading Pom Pom Uniform That I will award next month.

As this month’s winner,you are automaticially entered in the competition…”

Rah. Rah.

“no..wait a minute…you will be automaticially grandmothered in ALL the competitions!”

Oooh, another “honor”. In that case, let me be the first to give you a Bronx Cheer! :^p

Posted by: Adrienne at June 5, 2006 6:05 PM
Comment #154600

There are awards now for critiquing the messenger? I’ll have to get back over to the Blue Side.

Maybe I could win The Paul and Pundit Award for pointing out the pointlessness, fighting the fictitious fabricated and fallacious falsehoods, destroying the dirty deceiving and deceptive dishonesties, and pulverizing the prevailing petty polarizing and puzzling political positions of the left.

Also the alliteration award.

Posted by: TheTraveler at June 5, 2006 9:08 PM
Comment #154612

As Adrienne sashays off stage off stage left in her classy white dress the Mighty Little Sicilian Eagle is heard screeching far over head where he is trying to splatter her with white poop bombs. The Mighty American Bald Eagle circles above him.

Posted by: Ray Guest at June 5, 2006 9:35 PM
Comment #154613

Can I have an award next time?

Posted by: Ray Guest at June 5, 2006 9:37 PM
Comment #154688

Ray Guest

The competition for the award is fierce;many internationialy known scholars are part of the panel….We have Russ Limbaugh,Pat Robinson, representing the centrist position,then we have Sean Hannity representing the moderate to slightly left position,then we have Bill O’Reilly representing the secular progressive position.Of course,the pope himself is the guy on hyper-left views such as abortion and gay marriage.We also have one Sunni Wabbabist and one Iranian Salafist on the fashion design committee,and for those with far right views,Micheal Moore himself has volunteereed to screen responses.Finally we have the chairman of EXXON-Mobil on the environmene.
Pretty good team,no?
A well rounded committee,I think!

Posted by: sicilianeagle at June 6, 2006 7:12 AM
Comment #154929

SE, who is Russ Limbaugh?

Posted by: ray at June 6, 2006 8:45 PM
Comment #155390

I really enjoyed this post Eagle. Fun reading and a break from business as usual. You are great at getting others to think and respond. More responses to your post then most. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Bobbie at June 7, 2006 11:28 PM
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