What we knew, and when we knew it.

Today I am going to discuss the truth behind the Bush Administration’s wild drive for world domination. Yes, I may be endangering my life and the life of my children by disclosing the truth about the events of 9/11 and the criminal conspiracy, which goes all the way back to the 2000 election, but I can no longer in good conscience keep quiet.

First off, a cabal of conservative operatives did indeed rig the 2000 elections to get Bush elected. Several members of the Supreme Court, led by Scalia, are part of the inner circle of this conspiracy. Further, this usurpation of our electoral system was done with 9/11 planned in advance, so that we would have a Republican President who could use the event as an excuse to seize the oil fields of Iraq. Sound familiar so far? It’s all true I’m sorry to say.

The democrats were right all along. Bush knew. He knew the whole time. In fact his father, former director of the CIA, one of the main conspirators in this cabal, wanted to put his son on the throne of a 'new world order', which we can all see now is the transfiguration of our once proud republic into an empire in the model of ancient Rome. James Baker, 'Richard' Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, all are Bush Sr.'s henchmen and fellow conspirators.

Furthermore we knew there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. There never was. Saddam is actually a puppet of the Bush Junta, and has been controlled and directed by the CIA since before the Reagan years. The real truth is that Hussein fell behind on his payments to Haliburton so they decided just to seize the oil and manage it directly.

Inexplicably, no one thought ahead to plant any WMD in Iraq once we occupied the country. That will no doubt be resolved shortly. Expect a major stash of WMD to be found close to November 2004. Along with the revealing of our capture of Osama Bin Laden. These two events will be spaced just far enough apart to gain the maximum effect for the election, of course.

Through my conservative contacts I have also recently found out that computer touch screen voting systems are being installed in voting districts where Bush needs a little edge to win the 2004 election. These are being rigged to produce the vote tally required by the RNC to win.

My sources in the white house tell me that Bush is already requiring his underlings and interns to call him 'Dark Lord,' and pretend they are blinded by his countenence. But most disturbing of all is that once Bush finds the One Ring then all the little hobbit-like democrats will be crushed under the hobnail boot of the Republican war machine! HA HA HA!

Frodo lives!

[The author of this piece refuses to be held responsible in the event any of the information above turns out to be true. He (or she) has also refused to be interviewed about the real sources of his information and has not been seen since it's publication.]

Posted by Eric Simonson at February 13, 2004 11:52 AM