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How Will Bush Try To Steal the Election... This Time?

President Bush may have stolen the 2000 Presidential Election. That can be argued either way.

It’s now four years later and things are different. We’re not the same naive country that allowed the debacle in Florida. We’re now a wiser, kinder, gentler nation. Our priorities are different now. We won’t be fooled again. Right?

That being said, how will Bush try to steal the election this time around? Thankfully, there’s, dedicated to find out how you, the average American voter, thinks W will circumvent the electoral process.

So far, the choices in the poll are:

  • WMD's found in Iraq!
  • Osama bin Laden captured!
  • Spectacular terrorist attack on US soil!
  • Vote is threatened by terrorist attacks, vote suspended due to red alert.
  • US pulls out of Iraq in October, leaving the UN in charge.
  • Diebold Election Systems fixes the vote in battleground states.
  • Escalation in Israel, Iran, or North Korea. US opens a new war front.

With talk of elections being postponed and the alleged discovery of nuclear (nukuler!) weapons in Iraq, it makes you wonder - haven't we learned by now?

Hasn't the Bush Administration's 'credibility' taken a few serious hits in the past few years? Will Americans (namely you) fall for it again? Posted by Ivan at July 22, 2004 5:18 PM