February 27, 2004
Political Humor: Defensive of Marriage
“Marriage should be defined by the people - not by the courts.” —George W. Bush
Mob rule is finally being considered more important than the minor opinion of the learned. I love it. I don’t think gays should be able to get married - and what I think now matters.
I have some ideas about other people that shouldn’t be able to get married:
Serial killers: Nope! You kill more than two human beings and you shouldn't be able to get hitched. No one should enjoy the sanctity of marriage after you've had human remains in your freezer.
Smokers: You smoke and get married, then you'll damage the health of your spouse. This should be illegal. Legislation for this will hopefully get passed in California and then the rest of the country will have to follow suit.
Non-English speakers: If you can't recite you're vows in the same language as the bible - you can't get married. There - it's been said.
Women that have more than 3 cats in their home should not be able to get married...Oh wait, that's a non-issue, isn't it?
Gays in Hollywood have been getting married for years and now they want to marry other gays!?! Gays should not be able to marry ANYBODY - Tom Cruise I'm talking to you, Buddy.
In this time of a 50% divorce rate, we need to defend marriage. Marriage should be between a non-smoking, straight, English speaking, two-cats-or-less-owning, non-serial killer man and woman. There it's been said.
Posted by at February 27, 2004 05:43 PMExcellent Tina. I have a question though. I have one cat and my fiancee has two. Should we be allowed to get married? The end result would be a married household with three cats. Like they say, the devil is in the details.
Posted by: William Flynn at February 28, 2004 11:37 AMYou know, Tina, you raise an immensely important point. Americans don’t seem to be able to stand the color gray. On the one hand they believe “THE MAJORITY SHOULD RULE” in a democracy. On the other hand, they get all bent out of shape when the majority can’t seem to legislate away civil rights abuses, resolve pro-life, pro-choice problems, and since money talks and there is whole lot more dollars than voter mouths, why do they get so upset when the majority of money shapes our policies?
Odd lot, these Americans, They keep wanting their pie and to be able to throw it in someone’s fact too! Whassup with that?
Posted by: David R. Remer at February 28, 2004 03:45 PMWell then I shouldnt even BE married!
I smoke, he smokes, have a DOG to! How the heck did I fall thru the cracks?
Oh wait, I got married 7 years ago in Vegas, (far away from any Church and the freaks who attend churches) where anything goes, and no one can tell me how to live my life! What a concept! Other people minding their own business.
What Dumbya should do is charge a large fee for gay marriage lisences! Imagin all the money he’d have to pay for his war on terror. Or more 9-11 political ads.
Point is.Who cares if gays get married, its THEIR LIFES! america needs to stay out of other peoples personal life.
Get a grip america.
Posted by: suze at March 5, 2004 10:59 AM
